My brother called me today and said "I heard it through the grapevine, and now I just want to hear it from you. Do you have a banana in your colon?" Of course I screeched for my mom (because she tends to mix things up a little sometimes, and my new tumor IS kinda banana-shaped) and asked her "DID YOU TELL FRANK I HAD A BANANA IN MY COLON???"
With a totally straight face she said "Is that like a tater in your tailpipe?" God, I love my family.

I bet it sucked explaining how THAT got in THERE when you went to the ER huh! Don't worry, dollface. I hear they get these "stories" all the time. BWAAAAAAHAHAHA!
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ahahahaha ONLY grandma.
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